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Wednesday, April 7, 2010 at 1:32 AM


Part I

Liech: Onii-sama
Switz: RI-SHITEN-SHTAIN sono kami doushite to iu no da?
Liech: Ara, Onii-sama, gokigenyo, kigatsukimashita ka?
Liech: Kite mimashita, sappari ni shita to omou no desuga
Switz: Tashika sappari ni shite iru na
Switz: Ah, iiya, mondai wa soko de wa nai! Ikinari otoko na kanpatsu ni shite, Nani ga atta to iu no da?
Liech: Onii-sama no mane desu, kawaiiku wa nai desu ka?
Switz: *shocked sound* Iiya… ma iin de wa nai ka…
Liech: Arigatou gozaimasu

Narration: RICH-SHITEN-SHTAIN wa OSUTORIA to SUISU no mannaka ni aru, jin kou san man nin no chiisa no kuni desu.
Narration: Imi wa “Hikari Ishi”. Moto wa OSUTORIA no kizoku de, nagaraku Doitsu no ie ni imashita ga, Doitsu renpou kaitaiji ni dokuritsu, ima wa nokorazu SUISU ni taiyoru mainichi desu.
Narration: Guntan ga nai Liechtenstein, seikatsu no iroiro no mono mo SUISU to kyodou desu.
Narration: Kore wa sonna SUISU no ani me ni wa shitai shiro karasu wo koto tsuite no imouto, Liechtenstein no monogatari desu.

Part II

Old lady: Ara, Maa! Kawaii otouto-san ta koto
Liech + Switz: *shocked sound*
Switz: Oh, iiya, koyatsu wa… hmm?
Liech: *crying sound??*
Switz: Suki na iro wo erabe kai?

Part III

Doits: Nande koitsu wa konan ni no yowai-n na no ka?
Italy: Konaida, sugoi mazui PIZZA tabetan da~ Tsukuteiru no wa IGIRISU no yarou de.
Doits: Kare ROMA teikoku no chi wo iteiru hazu dakara… moto wa warukunai na…
Italy: Doitsu mite, asoko nanka yatteru yo!~
Guy: Eh, TOMATO ni wa sentou yaku wo gentai saseru seifuku ni naru fukumarete yori, keizuku teki ni hetare ni naru to iu kenkyuu ni dekita ga…
Italy: wa… ano o-chan, ahou na koto iteru… ehehehehehehe….
Doitsu: Naruhoudo na…

Part IV

Romano: mnnngghh…
Italy: Nii-chan to ishouni neru nante hisashiburi da ne~!
Romano: URUSE! BEDO kurai saite futatsu wo oitoke yo!
Italy: Hen ka na…? Doitsu ya Nihon to wa ishouni netari surun da yo..?
Romano: HEH!? Omae wa mada aitsura ni nakayoku shiteru no ka yo!?!?
Italy: Eh-! Ah-! Nii-chan! Kurushii! Nii-chan!! Kurushii!!!
*telephone rings*
Italy: Doitsu, Doitsu! O-tasukete! Ima BEDO de, nii-chan to ga—ITAI!!! Torinakunate-- ITATATATATAI!!!!!!!!
Romano: Soko jyanai! AHH…
Italy: SUTOPU! HAZUSHITE!!!
Romano: Dakara, #$%^&*(&^%@#$%^&*
Doits: *shocked sound*
Nii-chan ga…
Torinakute…
Itai…?
Hazushite…..?
Doits: ITALIA!!! DAIJYOUBU KA!? NANI GA--!? Huh.?
Italy: Mate ta yo, Doitsu~
Doitsu: Kami no ke datta ka…

LOL